character - Stuart Tyler

character - Mr. South

character - Dr. Turpin

character - Janis

character - Al

character - Cooper (segment "George Romero in 3D")

character - Goat Guy

character - Woodman

character - Counterman

character - Big McIntosh (voice)

character - Audience Member #1

character - Leon the Liger

character - Stretch (US) (voice)

character - Bobby

character - Taxi Cab Driver

character - Junior

character - Widgick

character - Big Mac (voice)

character - Murray (voice)

character - Nillwood

character - Big Macintosh / Drummer (voice) (uncredited)

character - DMV Guy

character - Martin Kane

character - Sunil Nevla / Monsieur LeGrande (voice)

character - Himself

character - Groko (voice)

character - Donald Dirk

character - Goldie Delicious (voice)

character - Big McIntosh (voice)

character - Movie Director / Incidental (voice)

character - Grown-Up Quentin

character - Paramedic 1

character - Evan (voice)

character - Isaac Preston

character - Doorman

character - Fred

character - Tourmaline (voice)

character - Sanitarium Orderly

character - Chuck

character - Rusty

character - Director

character - Jay

character - Daphne's Tattooed Fan #2

character - Rosychuk

character - Guy in Tiki Bar Bathroom

character - Coffee Shop Employee

character - Shady Guy